Moving from town to town means checking in to a new hotel at each stop… every check-in requires that you fill out a form, including all passport information, name, nationality, country of origin, previous and next city destination…

There is also a line requirement for “occupation”… so I started entertaining myself by entering (or verbally stating, as the hotel clerk writes it down) my excellent supposed awesome profession. Each time I try to outdo myself, with a solemn and straight serious-faced delivery… as the days have rolled on, my “career choices” have expanded and broadened into quite a colorful resume of experience:

Mad Scientist
Astronaut Pop
Poet Savior
NASCAR Driver
Mustache Designer
Lip Masseuse
Flame Thrower
Lion Tamer
Toenail Clipper
Fireball Juggler
Taco Bell Manager
Human Cannonball
Wallmart Greeter
Dodge Ball Coach
Thighmaster Spokesperson
Hand Model
Amway Team Leader
Tae Bo Instructor (purple belt)

I keep challenging myself to explore new and exciting fields and career opportunities… By the time I return home, I will have worked some fantastic jobs and will have quite an impressive resume…