I have been peeing giant bowling balls of fire, covered in shards of glass and needles… the lithotripsy operation was a success… and I am just trying to lay still and not feel anything…

The kidney stone doctor thought he was clever and funny today when he started singing this Neil Sedaka song… actually, it was clever and funny. He was surprised and amazed that I knew who Neil Sedaka was and I told him some fun facts about Sedaka that he had never heard before… and then I had to one-up him, and I sang George Harrison’s “All Things Must Pass.” He said he had never thought of that song, and that he was excited to add it to his repertoire.

It is a good feeling… being able to make your doctor laugh… and knowing you can touch people’s lives… one fiery flaming bowling ball at a time…