Millersburg, IA…. population: 187
Heading towards Dubuque, I was thrilled to see there is a town dedicated to me… so I pulled off the highway to investigate… yes, I had a show to play… but this is my town, my people…

I drove right through it, down Main street, past the Millersburg Middle School, the Millersburg Fire Department, the Millersburg Methodist Church… all pretty quiet… no parties or parades for me… not a single person came running out of their house to greet me… I gotta fire and hire a new community organizer…

I think we need a professional sports team, too… and I hereby declare free wi-fi for the entire town… also, the month of April will be peanut M&Ms and Gummi bear month…